What’s Hot And What’s Not
by Matt D.

Hot

Not

CD-Mariah Carey "Rainbow" Rascalz-"Global Warming"
(It should be called global boring)
Movie Rentals-"South Park:
Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
"10 Things I Hate About You"
(1.Hate it, 2.Hate it, 3.Hate it,
4.Hate it, 5.Hate it, 6.Hate it,
7.Hate it, 8.Hate it, 9.Hate it,
10.Hate it.)
Singles-IMX "Stay Night" Will Smith "Will 2K" (If it’s The here
and you like it, you must be deaf)
Clothing-Bubble jackets Toques with the little fuzzy ball on top
(Self explanatory)
Shoes-Lugz runners Fubu runners (Stick to clothing)
Fast Food-Burger King(Because they’re giving away Pokeballs) Arby’s (Because not they’re giving away Pokeballs)
Celebrity-Chris Rock Bill Nye The Science Guy (He
reminds me of the Find Waldo guy)
TV Shows-MAD T.V S Club 7 (Here’s a message to the creator: "What were you thinking?!")
Movies-End Of Days Pokemon The 1st Movie (If they make a sequel, I bet you it’s gonna be called Pokemon The 2nd Movie)
Band-KoRn M2M (Don’t say you like it, because you would be lying)
Artist-Jessica Simpson Mel C. (Now she should sing a song that doesn’t suck)