The Complaint Department
By Matt D.
Destiny’s Child - Once in a while a musical group comes along that is never forgotten, and this isn’t one of them. This group never has a full sentence in a title of their singles. Like "No No No," what is that supposed to be about? Them killing the word "no"? Because if it is, it’s working. And "Bills, Bills, Bills": what if a guy moves in with you, do you want him to pay your life insurance? Get it threw your head: if you find one guy that will pay one bill, consider yourself lucky, nevermind paying three bills. "Bug-A-Boo" is probably the closest they will get to a full sentence, but if the title of their next single doesn’t have one word repeating, or doesn’t contain more than three words, give them a big applause.
Corn Bread-They ain’t nothing wrong with that.
Y2K - So on the year 2000 my TV, microwave, stereo and anything else that works on electricity will be useless. So Bill Gates and every other computer genius didn’t think about one thing: numbers. I wonder how many people will call their cable guy when their TV goes out. So in conclusion Y2K is not my complaint, but every computer genius who is getting rich off the sales is my complaint. Bill Gates better get off his solid gold butt and fix it because I can’t miss that much TV.