Hot

Not

CD-Eve 

Chris Gaines

Movie rentals-”The Matrix” 

Beloved (Oprah stick to talk shows)

Singles-Eiffel 65 “Blue”

Pearl Jam “Last Kiss”

Clothing-Fubu

Anything from goodwill

Shoes-Nike Uptempo

Nike Air Jordans (The only air I see when I throw it out the window)

Fast food-McDonald’s

Taco Time (The most time I ever spent on a toilet)

Celebrity-The Doritos Girl

Tommy Lee (Pamela Anderson’s Chick)

T.V. shows-South Park

Breaker High (At 5pm because that’s when it’s on)

Movies-Superstar

Dudly Doright (It should be called Dudley Do-the-umempolyment-line)

Band-Ruff Ryders

The Firm

Artist-Lou Bega

Tracie Spencer  (Because it’s all about me, and not about her.)