HE said SHE
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HE said SHE
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I'm in love with one of my teachers! What should I do?
She said: Crushes on teachers are common, don't worry it will pass.
He said: You need help badly. Try a psychiatrist. In the mean time go straight to Mr.Weber.
I think my bestfriend is in love with my brother. It creeps me out.
She said: It is probably just a phase, don't lose a friend over this.
He said: Call Jerry Springer, you are star material. JERRY!
JERRY! JERRY!
My boyfriend is writing love letters to my bestfriend. HELP!
She said: Talk to him and find out why he is doing such a terrible thing. He will probably stop.
He said: How does it feel to get played? Write a note to me I'm free.
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