Falcon Funnies
Jokes:
1. This guys walks into a bar.... *ouch*.
2. What’s green and red and goes sixty kilometers per hour?
3. Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
4. Why did the frog cross the road?
5. What’s black and white and black and white?
6. One who creates it does not want it.
One who wants it does not need it.
One who needs it does not see it.
What is it?
7. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
8. How do you catch a tamed rabbit?
ANSWERS
2. A frog in a blender.
3. They both way a pound.
4. Cause he was taped to the chicken.
5. A skunk falling downstairs.
6. Money
7. Unique up on him.
8. The tame way.