The Complaint Department

by Matt D. and Guilbert m. (g2k)

Stolen Phrases:

Have you ever wondered where the phrase "dude" came from? Well we dont know either, because some phrases are just made up by people that dont realize that they are creating something so coo.... That they later forget about it. And some fool just steals it., because its so damn cooo......

Growdy, sweet, ‘dude’, swank, just playin with you, buck wild, hella cooo and phrases that we cant say on this article, are being copied as we speak. The creators of such phrases are being rip-off of what they accomplish. So for those people that are constantly copying ‘our’ phrases, make your own pharse, because our phrases are so damn cooo.... And they taste so sweet. And stop being so growdy. Or else we’ll go buck wild, (just playing with you).

Such phrases as sweet, dude, just playin with you, buck wild, hella cooo... are copyrighted. Nothing a lawsuit wont fix.

In conclusion quit using our words, becuse we’re too damn swank.

Big High Heels:

I believe that those Spice Girl shoes are unfashionable, because the only people I see wearing them now are people trying to live out the 70’s or midgets. So for all the girls who think those high heels are cool, get a pair of Airwalks. Get out of the 70’s, past the 80’s, and into the 90’s, because disco doesn’t advertise. In conclusion: get those big heels off before you fall on your butt and kick yourself in the face.

Disco IS DEAD!!!