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HOMEPAGE
Embarrassing
Moments
1 - Shrug it off
2 - Eventually they'll forget about it
3 - Put a bag over your head
4 - Transfer Schools
5 - Join the witness protection program
The other day I was walking to 7-11 with my friends. There was a pile of leaves on the sidewalk. I thought it would be funny to kick then in my friend's face but I didn't know they were frozen. I kicked the pile and hurt my toe. While hopping around I tripped and landed on my behind in a pile of doggie-doo. No one would sit next to me in class
Wow! Rating: 2
Last weekend I was out on a date with my new girlfriend. Everything was great until the good-night kiss. I leaned down to kiss her and a dry crusty booger fell out of my nose and landed onto her lip. She screamed and ran into the house. Now she won't return my calls
Heart-break Rating: 3
It was picture day and I had a great new outfit. A white micro-mini and a matching shirt. I hadn't been feeling well but thought I should go to school anyway because I didn't want to take retakes! I could feel my stomach grumbling and cramping as I sat in class but I didn't want to miss getting called for pictures. They called my class and as I stood the cramps felt worse. I thought I would silently squeak out a little gas and feel better. But it wasn't gas . . . it landed on the floor with a splat and splashed on my crush's new Iverson's. I haven't been back to school since.
Gross! Rating: 5
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